Misanthropaea

See and Say Again

Walkened.
Wawk-end
To have experienced bipedal locomotion at least once in the past.
'I ain't walkened on anything that soft before!'

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Winder
Win-der
A big clear glassy thing through one is able to see without the inconvenience of actual egress from either one's personal domicile or current enclosure.  Normally positioned inside of a wall, though often can take place or exist as part of the egress mechanism.
'That there winder is where my sister undresses.'

Conversations With Dread People

"How's it going?"
"Aw, man lemme tell ya, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah house arrest blah-blah-blah failure to appear blah-blah-blah bullshit. Nome sane?"
"Not really. No."
"Aw, man, you know blah-blah-blah jail!"
"What?"
"Jail, man."
"What about it?"
"You know."
"Know what?"
"Jail."
"I have no idea what you're talking about."
"Talkin bout jail, man."
"Yeah, I got that. What about jail?"
"Nome sane?"
"Dude, no. I have no freaking clue what you're talking about."
"Being in jail."
"Okay. See I've never been in jail. So, no, I have no clue what you're talking about."
"Gidowdda here! You ain't never been in jail?"
"Uhm...No. And even if I had, I certainly wouldn't be proud of it."
"Aw, man, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-done told his ass not to blah-blah-blah cost me a couple hunnert. Nome sane?"
"So is this all for you, then?"

All Is

The word is "all."
A-L-L.
Three letters.
Any less and it is the name of a "Happy Days" character.
Any more and I'm going to plant my foot so far up your ass you'll be gargling my sock-lint covered toes.
Do you understand how stupid you sound when you say "Alls I'm saying is?" Because what you are saying is "All is I'm saying is," and you sound like you're fucking retarded.
And there's no "B" in "supposedly" either, idiot--it's a "D!"

See and Say Also

Preshate or Pretate

Pre-shate/ Pre-tate

To be grateful for, or indebted to, an individual's service or assistance.

"Preshate y'not peein on my lawn." / "Yep. Pretate."

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Authenticicate

Aw-then-tis-i-kate

Attest to the veracity of something.

"I'm gonna hafta authenticicate your signature."

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Azalot

Az-a-lot.

An unusually large amount of something.

"I ain't too sure. Azalot a beer for one person."

Not to be confused with--

Ozalot

Oz-a-lot.

Sudden understanding that one is exhibiting an undesired or unwanted quality.

"Ooo-wee! Ozalot more drunker'n I thought!"

Loser says what?

In an ancient George Carlin bit, a character named Tondelayo Breckenridge is asked "Which pile of laundry is the whiter of the two?"

"Uhm...the blue pile," is the response.

Which illustrates a point that people, for some reason I have never quite been able to fathom, seem to enjoy making things far more difficult than they need to be.  I can understand the desire to seek a challenge once in a while, but being a fucking idiot for the sake of being a fucking idiot is...well, fucking idiotic.  For example, I work with a guy--Marky DeSade--who will often find the hardest, most difficult, most time-consuming way in which to perform some of the simplest tasks imaginable and then, later, will bitch about how hard he had to work and how no-one else pulls their weight, as if doing something in the hardest possible manner somehow justifies his position.  It's ultimately pointless and...well, fucking idiotic.

Take a look at the following words:

ESPECIALLY.

ESPRESSO.

ESCAPE.

Say them out loud. Slowly.

Do you see an X in these words?

Then why the Hell would you pronounce them with one!?

It's bad enough that there are knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers out there who feel they have to pronounce the silent B in "subtle," but  why--why--add a letter that doesn't naturally occur? Stop adding letters! Stop making it harder than it needs to be!  It's like hearing people say "The Specific Ocean."

The what?

Loser says what?

See and Say Too

    As it was brought to my attention that there was some confusion about usage in the previous  See and  Say, I will clarify that "Wunna," though similar to, is not the same as "Wanna."
    This is called a homophone.
    Stop giggling.  It's rude.
    I'm talking to you.
    "Wanna," while also pronounced wuh-nuh, is differentiated by definition as The desire to obtain a specific item or objective whether tangible or theoretical, as in
    "I wanna see that!" or "You wanna piece of me!?"
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    Nome Sane?
    Pronounced as it appears.
    A repetitive interrogatory used to seek validation and clarification that the individual or individuals being addressed do, in fact, hear and comprehend the statement or statements being made by the querent.
     "I'd be all over that shit, nome sane?"

See and Say

    Boughten.
    Baw-ten.
    As in "I ain't boughten wunna them in forever!"

    Wunna.
    Wuh-Nuh.
    A single quantity of something.