‘Hi! I’m John Harris! I’m about twelve feet tall and I dominate over the average man. I felt that it was important to barge into this commercial at the last minute to assert my authority and to impress you with my staggering height. Look at this pathetic little guy who works for me. Here he is, waaay down here. See? Hell, I don’t even know his name. He’s probably a janitor or something. But who cares? It’s not like he matters or anything. He looks sad because I’m almost twelve feet tall and could crush him like a tiny beer can if he doesn’t brown nose and show me the respect I deserve for being almost twelve feet tall. After this commercial shoot is over with I think I’ll push him around just to see him cry. I’m John Harris and I’m way taller than you.’
