Niall Firth, writing for the Daily Mail, reports in this story that...
'The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist'
...which actually struck me as quite odd if only for the use of the phrase will one day, for clearly this 'top scientist' does not have the occasion to frequent one of the fourteen convenient locations of Dribble & Whizz, wherein this underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures roam in vast mewling herds like extras in a George Romero film; grunting and shuffling, flatulent, stained, painfully incomprehensible, void of comprehension, incapable of counting change...
